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A lesson in women...

A lesson in women....... Let’s say a guy named Allen is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts and they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else. And then, one evening as they’re driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says out loud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?" There was a sudden silence in the car; to Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself, "Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he’s been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I’m trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of." And Allen is thinking, "Gosh. Six months." And Elaine is thin